Northern California's Top Shop is Hiring.

Flexible Schedules - Totally Safe and Anonymous.

Make $6-8K every weekend.

 

 

 

Thanks for sitting with me for a few minutes. If you ever considered seeing how the shoe fits, I'll make you a custom pair. Try it for a month and you'll feel silly you didn't try it sooner.

 

So, the topic is escorting - the upper levels of the business; an elite lady of convenience for screened, wealthy gentlemen (nice guys, interesting lives). It's a bit like "sugar arrangements" but better boundaries, much safer and totally anonymous. Why have your face on some website where a hiring manager or your ex-bf's friends can find it?

 

As the local elite shop, I'll get you the top rates ($800-$2,000 minimums). You're smart to be skeptical but San Francisco just has a really nice concentration of wealth (#3 in the US). Most ladies work part-time to focus on their school; some take the plunge and live a quasi-celebrity lifestyle.

 

 

Some of our ad photos. Some were struggling students; some just party girls who wanted more.

 

How's Escorting vs Sugar? Needle in a haystack? Free coffee? Trust me? Dafuq?

 

 

Who Am I?

With just over 20 years of experience (and an SF native), I'm easily the top expert in the region. Results-wise, I'm among the very best in the country. I'm white with a white collar background and, like the ladies I typically work with, come from an educated, suburban family. I'm into solar, 420, SPCA (cats) and tv-wise, How It's Made, Bill Maher, Anthony Bourdain and Broad City.

 

Splitting the hairs of excellence:

Many years ago, the 5 ladies I was working with at the time were simultaneously #1, #3, #4, #7 and #9 in the official San Francisco rankings (the #1 blonde, #1 red-head and #1 Latina in SF, at once).

 

Now, like 12 years later, with all new ladies, I presently (as of 9/1/16) work with, or started/trained the current #1, #2, #3, #4, #5 and #6 (under 30 y/o) - and - the #3 in Chicago (under 30). She was previously the #1 in SF (under 30) but moved there for school last Dec.

 

These ladies represent the #1 ebony, the #1, #2 and #3 asians, the #1 latina - and - (under 30) the #1 and #2 white girls. And for the cherry on top, the Chicago girl was #1 in SF (under 30) for three years. And for a 2nd cherry, those current #1 and #2 ladies (in SF, under 30) are #35 and #56 in the entire U.S. (as of 9/1/16).

 

 

Anonymous and Safe:

Yes and yes. I've worked with a Playboy centerfold, a 3-year regional champion of Hawaiian Tropics bikini pageant and a cheerleader for a local pro sports team (while she was active on their roster). Your anonymity can be guaranteed too, if you follow some common sense rules. As for your safety, likewise, we just don't take those chances.

 

 

Your ideal prior experience:

Honestly, none. I really prefer to paint on a blank canvas. That said, a lot of ladies are dabbling in "sugar". The open market has better clients, clearer boundaries and pays WAY more. How high would your bar be if you were already making $8-15K/week? Yeah.

 

 

Splits:

I make between 1/3 to 1/4, depending on your volume. As you gain experience my role can reduce to simply support services. Once you're ready to take the reins of your own business, it goes down to 10-15%. The entire arc is usually 12-18 months but I can continue to stay more involved, if you prefer. Lastly, there is a way I can/will work with you for free, but you have to get thru my program to get to that point (24-30 months).

 

 

Must be/have:

  • 18 to a gym-toned 28ish
  • Punctual and reliable
  • A colorful and outgoing personality
  • >>> Slender to athletic
  • BONUS - light hair/eyes/no tats

 

Deal Breakers:

  • A ratchet (regardless of ethnicity)
  • Hard drug use
  • Short hair
  • Excessive tattoos/piercings
  • Out of shape (5+ pounds)

 

Your Reply:

  • Name + cell number
  • Age, ht/wt, measurements
  • Photos / links
  • Car?
  • Ideal schedule
  • Tell me a little bit about yourself and what you're looking for

 

EscortingConsultant@yahoo.com

All submissions kept absolutely confidential.

 

College and Office Cuties:

$400-$700/hour

$3,000-$6,000+/week (PT) to $8,000-$12,000+/week (FT)

 

Models and Athletes:

$800-$2,000+ minimums

$4,000-$8,000+/week (PT) to $12,000-$17,000+/week (FT)

 

  • 2-3 openings are available
  • Cash paid daily
  • Executive level clientele
  • FT, PT, temporary/seasonal ok
  • Totally safe and your anonymity can be guaranteed
  • Flexible hours, top pay, college students always welcome

 

 

 

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